How NOT to give an interview if you are a Vice-Presidential Candidate.

1. Answer every question emphatically. Sure, people will think you're psychotic, but there might be 5 or 6 people out there who think you really, really, really mean what you say.
2. If faced with a question where to answer truthfully would make you look weak, ignore it and just talk about what is one of your positives.
3. Be sure to try to clumsily shoe horn it in so it looks like you are really answering the original question, but do it so awkwardly that it is obvious you are trying to avoid the real question.
4. Talk in circles whenever possible, but be real obvious about it.
5. Contradict yourself several times, yet have no idea that you are doing so.
6. Answer questions you know nothing about with a load of mumbo jumbo.
7. When called on it, try to bury the interviewer in words.
8. If that still doesn't work, repeat the first answer more firmly and emphatically, with the intonation that you think the interviewer might actually be retarded.

Let's watch Republican Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin employee these tips to great success!

 

SARAH PALIN interview CHARLIE GIBSON - energy, God, war

Yeah, I was pretty non committal when it came to this election before I saw this. Now, i know I must vote for Obama. This woman can't be a missed heartbeat away from the Presidency. She's the female Dubya, only with less experience.