The Top 10 Things That Would Be Said To The Pope If He Showed Up At The NYCC

Okay, so, as most of you know, the NYCC is coming to NY this week. So, apparently, is the Pope. This got me and the friends I a going to meet up with at the con to talking. Which got me to come up with this Top Ten list. From the home office in Dupont, Pennsylvania:

The Top 10 Things That Would Be Said To The Pope If He Showed Up At The NYCC

10. Excuse me, but are you Marie Severin?

9. Which Yu-Gi-Oh character are you supposed to be?

8. Can you bless my copy of Giant Size X-Men #1?

7. I'm sorry, you'll have to move. That's Stan Lee's seat.

6. Sorry, I don't have any copies of "Picture Stories from the Bible" with me.

5. Please stop spraying Grant Morrison with Holy water.

4. Do your "Water into wine" superpower.

3. You're just a retcon of Pope John Paul.

2. What the BLANK are you doing here?

1. If the devil comes to YOU and offers you a deal to, say, I don't know, dissolve your marriage in return for your elderly aunt to return to health, you wouldn't get in trouble, right? I mean, it's not like YOU went to HIM, right?