The Non-So Live Blogging for the Critic's Choice Awards.

Okay, I know now that this awards show aired live on Monday and this is just a re-broadcast. So sue me.

Here are my thoughts of the rest of the show so far:

• They should serve alcohol at every award show. Seriously. And no writers.  Marcia Gay Harden just came out with something totally wacky. Almost completely not able to be understood.
• It is painful to watch D.L. Hughley. Man, his stuff just isn't working.
• I would pay just to see the tape of Brangelina's table. My wife says she appears humorless. And maybe not so smart. I love how Brad had to explain what Eddie Izzard was getting at when he introduced Sicko. IT'S A LIST OF THE COUNTRIES THAT HAVE BETTER HEALTHCARE PLANS THAT THE U.S.! BINT! Yeah, and I love the look she shot at Brad when Hughley made that joke about Africa and he laughed. How territorial!
• Ray Liotta is out there giving like 20 awards. It's like they they said "We only have 10 minutes left! Who talks fast but can be understood! Liotta! Get out there!"
• That "In Memoriam" segment was lame. I mean, let's make fun of flops where other shows pay tribute to the deceased. Great idea.
• Also love the smug looks on the critics faces on the stage now. But better is the dirty looks that Sean Penn was shooting them. Love when real life shows through the Hollywood glitz.
• I am completely distracted by the huge orange face on the lady behind the guy accepting for No Country.
• Uh, DL? We might not be seeing you next year. Hate to break it to you.

Live Blogging: The Critics Choice Award

The wife and I are watching the Critics Choice Awards and we have two questions. One, how come this award show is on and the strike is cancelling the Golden Globes? Is it bacause Critics are writers or because the WGA doesn't want to piss them off? And two, what were the critics smoking when they gave the award for "Best Ensemble" to Hairspray over No Country for Old Men and Juno, which had better ensembles BY FAR!

This could be the most fun awards show ever. Just counting the no shows, which have been many, will be greatly enjoyable.  

And I love the producer (or whoever he was) for the Kite Runner who accepted thanking the studios, producers and stuff for accepting the Best Young Actor trophy. I'm sure the kid would have said the same thing if he wasn't in hiding.

And I think Nikki Blonsky won the female part, basically, because she decided to attend the awards.