Saturday, January 12, 2008

The Non-So Live Blogging for the Critic's Choice Awards.

Okay, I know now that this awards show aired live on Monday and this is just a re-broadcast. So sue me.

Here are my thoughts of the rest of the show so far:

  • They should serve alcohol at every award show. Seriously. And no writers.  Marcia Gay Harden just came out with something totally wacky. Almost completely not able to be understood.
  • It is painful to watch D.L. Hughley. Man, his stuff just isn't working.
  • I would pay just to see the tape of Brangelina's table. My wife says she appears humorless. And maybe not so smart. I love how Brad had to explain what Eddie Izzard was getting at when he introduced Sicko. IT'S A LIST OF THE COUNTRIES THAT HAVE BETTER HEALTHCARE PLANS THAT THE U.S.! BINT! Yeah, and I love the look she shot at Brad when Hughley made that joke about Africa and he laughed. How territorial!
  • Ray Liotta is out there giving like 20 awards. It's like they they said "We only have 10 minutes left! Who talks fast but can be understood! Liotta! Get out there!"
  • That "In Memoriam" segment was lame. I mean, let's make fun of flops where other shows pay tribute to the deceased. Great idea.
  • Also love the smug looks on the critics faces on the stage now. But better is the dirty looks that Sean Penn was shooting them. Love when real life shows through the Hollywood glitz.
  • I am completely distracted by the huge orange face on the lady behind the guy accepting for No Country.
  • Uh, DL? We might not be seeing you next year. Hate to break it to you.


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