So, I woke up horribly this morning. The first thing I saw, THE FIRST THING, when I turned on the TV at the hotel was that Paris Hilton was released from prison. After serving, what, a whopping four days in jail. Now, I shouldn't be so harsh. The sheriff's department said she was released due to "health reasons". What were they?
Terminal richness and chronic case of celebrity.
No, no. It was that. The real reason has yet to be released, but rumor say it could be anything from a rash to a possible nervous breakdown.
Awww, isn't that so sad! She was going to have a widdle iddle nervous bweakdown. Boo hoo hoo!
I'm sure that if her name was Juan Dominquez or her net worth was under $10,000 dollars see would still be in prison. I mean, isn't the whole idea of prison to introduce a breakdown in the people who go there? Heck, she was all by herself in a cell. She had a cotton candy, ice cream prison experience. No communal showers, no threats from other inmates. And that was too tough. Wah, wah, wah.
Los Angeles would have just been better suited not even letting her get any prison time. I mean, it was laughable when they reduced her sentence from 45 days to 23 days for "good behavior". This is downright hilarious.
The sheriff department's spokesman stressed that her sentence was simply converted to a house arrest situation. She is still being punished! By being forced to spend time in her Hollywood mansion with her pets and having her friends coming over and having parties. And heck, she could even leave the house for 48 Hours a week! She already called in her hair and makeup people so she could "forget the whole prison experience" with a new look.
There night be an optomist out there who thinks that she has finally learned her lesson. I think not. All she did was prove that while the people who operate the legal system out here might be ashamed for the rest of the world thinking they have gone light on punishing celebrities, they don't really have the guts to do anything to change that image.
Since I am out here, I was considering going to Hilton's mansion and offering a protest to her getting off light. But I would probably be arrested and sentenced to prison. And I feel I would be in there longer that just four frikkin days.
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