Sunday, April 29, 2007

Movie: Weekend box office: How I did.

On Thursday, I listed what I thought the top 5 movies would be. This is what I selected.

  1. The Invisible
  2. Fracture
  3. Disturbia
  4. Next
  5. Condemned

 

This is what the movies actually were:

  1. Disturbia
  2. The Invisible
  3. Next
  4. Fracture
  5. Blades of Glory

Wow. Maybe I should go see that Disturbia. Everyone seems to really like it. It's probably very popular with people who weren't alive when Rear Window was released.

And I should have realized the crappy reviews would keep Condemned out of the top 5 (it was #9). I will try to do better next time.  



Thursday, April 26, 2007

Maybe the Punisher will become the next Captain America...

I mean, doesn't the nug shot of that guy who got arrested while being dressed up as Captain America look like Tim Bradstreet artwork?

 



This week's movie openings.

I'm bored, so I'm going to go back to something I did on my Friendster blogs, which was make snarky comments about the movies due to come out this week, predict how they are going to do at the box office, and then laugh at how truly wrong I was. So, here we go.

1. The Condemned (2,310 Theaters): 10 People fight, 9 die. We watch. A handy take off on The Most Dangerous Game. I have several plot predictions about this movie. A) The last two will be Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vinnie Jones. Why? Because they are the biggest names in the cast. B) The last person standing will be Stone Cold. Why? Because the WWE is producing this film and it is a starring vehicle for him. And C) After Stone Cold defeats Vinnie, he will go after the people who set the whole thing up. Why? Because that's what Stone Cold does.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. The Invisible (2,000 Theaters): The story of a teen in a coma, who is presumed dead. The only way he can stay alive is to solve his own murder. Oh, did I mention he is having an out of body experience? It's written and directed by David Goyer (Batman Begins, Blade), so it's got that going for it. It also has the "I can be a ghost even though I am only in a coma" thing that Just Like Heaven" had too, and that plot point hasn't gotten any less goofy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Next (2, 500 Theaters): Nic Cage can see the future. The military wants to get their hands on him, but all he wants to do is to stop the end of the world. Don't you hate that? When government agents get in the way of your saving humanity? The story is adapted from a Philip K. Dick novel, which, in my opinion, is always a good thing. But instead of the "Saving the World: scenario, a far more interesting story would be how Nic Cage uses his powers to get Jessica Biel, a woman at least 20 years younger and infinitely hotter, to be his girlfriend. Because he'd have to use his future powers to make that happen. "Yeah, he may be older than me, but he always knows exactly what to say when I am feeling down, always gets me the perfect gifts on my birthday." Seriously, I'd be interested to see that.

 

 

 

 

 4. Kickin' It Old Skool (1,500 Theaters): And then there's this. The story of a break dancer who hits his head, ends up in a coma and awakens 20 years later to try and get his breakdancing team back together. I SMELL OSCAR!!!! No, actually, that's the mayonaise in the kitchen. I think it's gone bad. Gotta hand it to Jamie Kennedy, he took a small part in Scream and turned it to a career, by adding dollops of "I'm a white-boy hip-hop" persona to himself. Saddest thing about this movie is that it co-stars Michael "Smallville's Lex Luthor" Rosenbaum. I worry about him. He kicks ass so much on that show that he should be acting in so much better movies.

 

 

 

 

 

So, how do I think the top 5 for this weekend will look?

  1. The Invisible
  2. Fracture
  3. Disturbia
  4. Next
  5. Condemned

I think Invisible has a funky enough concept and shares enough of the same audience as Disturbia as to take viewers away from it. Of course, I could be and probably am, wrong, stop back on Sunday or Monday to find out.



Wednesday, April 25, 2007

New review up at PopMatters.

My review of Robotika has been published at PopMatters. Click on over!



Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Vox Hunt: Adaptation Nomination

Book: What book would you like to see made into a movie? 
Submitted by Felipe Anuel.

Gaiman. Pratchett. The Anti-Christ. What else could you ask for.



New Guiding Lines column up.

Hello all,

There is a new Guiding Lines column up. In it, I cover Chucky #1, Amazons Attack #1, X:Men: First Class #8, Firestorm: The Nuclear Man #35, Giant Sized Red Sonja #1, and Outsiders Annual #1. Two of those will not be coming out tomorrow through no fault of my own.



Monday, April 23, 2007

QotD: A Dream Come True

Have you ever had a dream that came true? 
Submitted by rescout.

Yes, on several occasions. Snippets of conversations which I later find myself in. Spooky.



A Fate worse than Death

This was taken from wftv.com:

Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants

Click the link to read the hilarity.



Sunday, April 22, 2007

Hee hee!!!

Hillary, Obama, Edwards and Gore obtain SuperDuperPowers


Movie: Hot Fuzz and the trailers before it.

Like I said earlier, Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright have generated a lot of good will with me. Shaun of the Dead was one of my favorite movies of the last few years. It both lovingly tributed and lovingly sent-up the zombie movie genre. They made a zom-rom-com, a zombie romantic comedy, which was genuinely funny yet didn't insult the fans of that type of movie (of which I am one)

With Hot Fuzz the give a similar treatment to the cop movie. Although, unlike Shaun, which all-in-all kept true to the genre, it takes this type of movie to it's logically illogical extreme.

Simon Pegg stars as Nicholas Angel, London's best cop. His arrest rate is hundreds of times better than anyone else on force--oh, excuse me--service.  So much so that he is making everyone else look bad. So they ship him out to Sandford, an almost crime-free village outside London.

Angel's by the book methods don't sit well with his fellow cops, and he finds it hard to adjust to differences that come with policing a small town. But when he begins to suspect that a series of accidents are actually cleverly disguised murders, he finds himself at odds with the entire town--literally.

I loved this movie. It is truly laugh out loud funny. Actually, not laugh, guffaw. I was sitting in my seat at the theater, laughing like a fool. 

What I love about the movie is that it builds to a logical explanation for the accidents/murders, then throws that conclusion out the window and comes up with a crazy, over the top, completely silly one. Which leads to a hilarious ending which I will not spoil for anyone reading this.

The creators haven't gone that far from their Shaun of the Dead roots. They retained several cast members and a fair amount of gore. And they have several hilarious cameos, from Martin Freeman, Steve Coogan  and Bill Night to an unrecognizable Peter Jackson (look for the stabbing Santa) and Cate Blancett (look for CSI girlfriend).

But even though the movie is more silly than Shaun was, it still pays tribute to the cop movie genre. Several scenes ape famous scenes in other movies like Point Break and Bad Boys II, and certain music in the soundtrack is lifted from their soundtracks as well (Grindhouse director Robert Rodriguez also provides part of the score.)

So if you like British humor, parody, cop movies, or Shaun of the Dead, definitely go see this movie. Trust me, it's a laugh riot.

Now, the trailers.

  • Run, Fatboy, Run: It's a movie starring Simon Pegg. He's a man apparently training for something, but the clip never truly tells you what. Hank Azaria is in it too.
  • Death at a Funeral: This one's an odd one. It appears to be a British comedy, but it's directed by Frank Oz. And one of the stars is Alan Tudyk, doing a British accent. It appears to be the story of a man who is holding a funeral for his father but then discovers that his dad was having an affair with a gay dwarf played by Peter Dinklage. Weird.
  • Superbad: I've seen this trailer before, but, apparently, Seth Rogen also wrote the movie in addition to co-starring in it.
  • 28 Weeks Later: Gotta love the marketing mind. Let's place a trailer for a sequel to a zombie movie set in London before a film done by creators who previously did a different zombie movie set in London. I like the way the dots were connected there.
  • Balls of Fury: I guess people though the producers of Dodgeball got it wrong. The figured ping-pong was a way more worthy psudosport to mock. This was done by a couple guys who were in The State, so it's got that going for it. And Christopher Walken dressed up as a Chinese warlord, which has got to be worth something. And a Jack Black wannabe in the lead (who is Dan Fogler, who was a member of the original cast of Broadway's "The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee")
  • Knocked Up: Judd Apatow has the same good will that Pegg and Wright has. I went in to the 40 Year Old Virgin expecting to hate it, partially for reasons that are obvious for anyone who reads this column, partial for reasons I don't want to discuss in this blog. But I ended up loving it, which makes this movie a must see. It marks the second trailer to feature Seth Rogen, Alan Tudyk and Jonah Hill. It's going to be a busy summer for those guys.    


Friday, April 20, 2007

My colossal STUPIDITY.

I had tickets, which I paid $100.50 for the pair, including charges, to see Patty Griffin last night. How was the show? I haven't a clue. I forgot about the concert until right now. $100.50 and an opportunity to see one of my favorite singers down the drain.

 

And they were really good seats too. Damn!   



Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Wrong-Way McCain

It seems that John McCain's election strategy is going against whatever popular sentiment is at the time. I guess the sign of a strong leader is going against whatever his people want.

First it was saying he wants to send more troops over to Iraq when people were clamoring for the end of the war. Now, according to this item on Yahoo News, after the horrible killings at Virginia Tech, he wants, and this is a direct quote "no gun control". 

Yes, he said that! Go read the freakin' link if you don't believe me!

Back? Now do you believe me?

Now, if we take him at his word exactly as he spoke it. this means he wants no waiting periods, no background checks, heck, even no licenses to carry a firearm.  No gun control, period.

My stance? Not that anyone asked, but I believe that American's have the right to bear arms, with limitations. I'm all for background checks and waiting periods. If you pass that, you can have a handgun or hunting rifle. That's it. I don't see the need for automatic weapons. And don't give me that "people collect them" BS. You want to collect something? Collect baseball cards. Maybe Longenberger baskets. Perhaps antique cars. Heck, why not comic books. Because nobody can shoot up a shopping mall if they steal your copy of Betty and Veronica Double Digest # 1.

John McCain is starting to drift into that area where he's really starting to scare me. Like, Pat Buchanan scary. 

BTW, according to the article, he once supported background checks for buyers at gun shows. That sounds like gun control to me. I wonder if anybody is going to accuse him of waffling or flip-flopping?

Bill



Vox Hunt: I'm The DJ

Audio: Congrats, you're the radio DJ!  What six songs are in your first on-air set?
Submitted by LeendaDLL.

Nevermind
Nirvana

1. Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit

 

2. R.E.M., Losing My Religion

 

Living With Ghosts
Patty Griffin

3. Patty Griffin, Sweet Lorraine

 

4. Tori Amos, Precious Things.

 

5. Refreshments, Preacher's Daughter.

 

Ramones Mania
The Ramones

6. Ramones, I Wanna Be Sedated.



My thoughts on the announced Spider-Man musical

I am of several minds about the new Spider-Man musical announced, as reported by a number of sources, even with a staged reading set for July. I decided to list the pros and cons of the idea here for you.

PRO: Julie Taymor is on board, a person with real Broadway experience.

CON: She did Disney's Lion King, which has to be hard to adapt, but she did so in an artsy-fartsy fashion.

PRO: Bono and Edge are doing the music. I love U2 and love that they're involved in making the music.

CON: While they are good at writing anthemic rock songs, that doesn't always translate into the stage. Sometimes it does (ex. Movin' Out and Jersey Boys), but when it doesn't, it fails badly (Times They are a Changin;, Ring of Fire)

PRO: Spider-man has a story filled with drama and pathos which should work well on the stage.

CON: People said the same about Lestat and Dracula. We know how those musicals panned out.

PRO: With the staged reading and everything, it looks like a definite go.

CON: There has been a Batman musical in the works since 1999, with Tim Burton set to direct and Jim Steinman ("Total Eclipse of the Heart", "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" and countless Meatloaf songs) doing the music. We're still waiting.

So, will Spidey join Superman as the only (as far as I know) Comic Book Superheroes to join the White Way? And if he does, will the show be good or suck? I really don't know.

Bill 

 



Tuesday, April 17, 2007

QotD: I'd Totally Pig Out

If you could eat anything you wanted, and not have to worry about gaining weight/being unhealthy/inhumane, what would you totally pig out on? 
Submitted by Jay.

1. Taco Bell

2, Sushi.



Vox Hunt: It's All True

Book:  Show us a great non-fiction book.

I could have picked many, many non-fiction books, because I am a non-fiction geek, but I decided to pick this one. I read it years ago and it still stays with me still. It tells two stories set in turn of the century (20th that is) Chicago. It details the World's Fair that was put there while, at the same time, a serial killer ws hunting the streets of Chicago. Great Stuff



New Guiding Lines Column up.

Oh, yeah. It's Tuesday again. Time for another Guiding Lines column. This week I cover Manhunter #30, Conan #39, World War III: Parts 1-4, Texas Chainsaw Massacre #6, Mighty Avengers #2, Vampirella Quarterly #1. When you have time, check it out.

 

Bill



Monday, April 16, 2007

We're fine...so far.

Since I got two e-mails from friends who were worried that we might have been evacuated due to the flooding in our area, I figure I'd blog to say we're fine. Some parts of town have closed streets and people have been evacuated but so far we are fine. The lights went out for about 15 minutes yesterday, but other than that, every thing is okay. Hopefully it stays that way.But since the wife is at work and I live about two buildings down from where the evacuation shelter is, I think we are fairly safe.

 

Bill



Bill is one happy man!!!

According to Comic Book Resources,




actor Edward Norton has signed on to play Bruce Banner in the Incredible Hulk Movie.

This has made me one happy man. It's safe to say that I was slightly disappointed in the first Hulk movie. But that was more do to the plot and the tacked on muddy CGI ending than the acting. When it was announced that Eric Bana wasn't coming back, I was more than just a little concerned, fearing that they might not get as good an actor for the role. Well, they didn't. They got a BETTER actor for the role.

I am a big fan of Edward Norton, and I'm sure that he will kick ass as Bruce Banner. And this gives me hope that the sequel will be in theaters and not on straight to DVD. Good news all around.

 

Bill



Sunday, April 15, 2007

A picture of my wife.

My wife is notoriously paranoid about having her identity stolen. So much so that she doen't really like even her picture to be on the internet. But, finally, because I'm sure many of you who aren't Rich and Jeff would like to see her, I finally got her to agree to a picture I can use. So, without any further ado, my wife, Jennifer:

 

Ain't she a beut?



QotD: Many Happy Returns

What are you going to do with your tax return?
Submitted by KB.

Already did it. I bought a cherry scanner. A Canon CanoScan 8600F. It has improved my blogging and website creation greatly.  



Book: You Suck by Christopher Moore

You Suck: A Love Story
Christopher Moore

I was the last of a small circle of friends to get into the writing of Christopher Moore. I basically tried him out because I was tired of the exclusionary conversations about his books in my presence. You know what I'm saying? When people are talking about tiny squirrel people in your presence, you really want to find out what they are talking about.

I own four Moore books and have read two. I own Fluke (actually, my wife owns that one. But I can read anytime I like, as long as I ask her nicely.), Bloodsucking Fiends, A Dirty Job and You Suck. I have read the last two.

Christopher Moore is an acquired taste. He is not for everyone. If you have not read anything by him, you really don't know what you are getting.

Would you like him? I don't know. The only way to find out is to ask yourself some hard questions. Namely, do you like to laugh out loud while reading? Do you like weird tales featuring vampires, hookers with blue skin, wannabe goth vampire chicks who hire themselves out as minions and homeless men with shaved cats? Do you like "easy-to-pick-up-on-for-fans-yet-not-off-putting-to-new-readers" continuity in the books you read?

If you answered yes to any of these things, then you should run, not walk, to your local bookstore and pick up You Suck (or any of Christopher Moore's books, for that matter). And if you are reading this at such a time when the bookstores are closed then go there anyway and camp out (or go on Amazon, they're open all night.)  

You Suck is a sequel/continuation of Bloodsucking Fiends, and features the same characters who appear within. If you haven't read Bloodsucking Fiends, fret not. I didn't either but that didn't affect my enjoyment of You Suck at all.

You Suck is the story of Jody and Flood. They are lovers. And Vampires. Jody was turned into a vampire by an evil old vampire. She turned Flood so she could have companionship. During the story, they have to deal with the return of the evil vampire (who they encased in bronze) and other trials and tribulations that come from being a vampire.

Moore blends wacky humor with spine-tingling chills expertly. I wish someone would have the good sense to bring him into the world of comics writing. He might not even be remotely interested, but he'd kick ass doing it.

My favorite part of the book deals with the continuity that runs through his books. Characters have appeared over and over again in his book. Nothing is such that you need to read the other books to know who these people are. But for those fans in the know, it's a special treat for them. But in You Suck, he takes continuity to another level.

There is a scene in You Suck that is the exact same scene as was in his last novel, A Dirty Job. And the fact that he used the same scene twice is brilliant. When the scene in question appeared in A Dirty Job, I kind of wondered where Moore was going with it. When I saw it in You Suck from a different perspective, a smile sprang to my face. Again, you didn't need to read A Dirty Job to fully enjoy it (and that's is part of the beauty of it), but it is a nice treat for those who did.

If I have one quibble with the book, it's that the ending came about just a little to pat. I expected, if not wanted, it to end differently. But the ending is not enough to make me not love the book. You should read the book for yourself.



Saturday, April 14, 2007

My random thoughts on the whole Don Imus debacle.

My random opinions on the whole Don Imus debacle, in no particular order:

  1. Why did he say that phrase (which I won't repeat here)? To generate controversy and, therefore, ratings.
  2. I have heard a lot worse than what Imus said from a lot of of different sources. Not that what he said wasn't horribly offensive in and of itself. I'm just saying.
  3. Isn't it funny that all the articles decrying Imus make a point of repeating what he said. Isn't that worse than him saying it?
  4. Do I think he should have been fired? Yes. It's about time someone is held responsible for their comments.
  5. I love that Imus actually said "I am tired of apologizing." Mel Gibson said the same thing. This makes me think that perhaps their apologies aren't all that sincere.   


Play: Journey's End, April 14. 2007, Broadway.

Here is a play that they should force Dubya to watch and keep watching until he decides to bring our boys home. It should also be seen by all of you if you want to see some quality theater.

It's a play that shows the horror of war. It show the physical effect of the war on warriors and more importantly, the mental effect.

And the truly amazing thing about this play is that it is 80 years old, written just 10 years after the end of World War I.

The play details a British company which just occupied the front lines in France. The Germans are planning a big offensive and the new crew, who are only supposed to be there for 6 days, are likely to be in the thick of it.

The play is brilliantly written and beautifully acted. The sound and lighting is great and give you the illusion that are in the cutout with the soldiers. The lighting is dank and dark, just like it would be in a cutout. And when the bombing comes, it is so loud that you will feel it in your seat. FEEL IT.

It might seem like it is an unpleasant show, but not totally. There is a lot of humor in the play. But you are likely to be moved to tears before the play ends. I know I was.

So if you are looking for a great straight show to see on your next visit to NYC, see this one. Seriously, it is freakin' great.



Thursday, April 12, 2007

Film: Grindhouse (yes, again) and the trailers before.

So, I went to see Grindhouse again. I was so concerned about all the articles saying how disappointing the grosses were that I had to see it again to give a little more money to the cause. That, and I was hanging out with a friend who hadn't seen it yet wanted to. But, just to shake things up, we went to see it in the AMC Theatre on 42nd St, NYC, the same street that 20+ years prior housed a bunch of Grindhouse theatres. Consider it a homage to a time gone by.

My review hasn't changed much, only to say that it was much better the second time around. It seemed to move faster this time. Oh, and Zoe Bell rocks.

I do want to talk about why it was disappointing to so many pundits, and why I think they might be wrong.

The movie made $11 million lasty weekend, which was just about 1/6 of its budget of $67 Million. I really don't think that was all that bad. Sure. it's less than either Tarantino's or Rodriguez's last movies made in the last weekend, but when you make that much of your money back the first weekend, it's not that bad. You're that much closer to breaking even.

I think part of the problem is that expectaions were too high. They were thinking that the film would open at about $30 million. But there was a lot of things working against it.

First, it was almost 3 hours long. That cuts into to the total number of showings. Less showings, less money. Top that off with it being Easter weekend, not a time when most people like to see horror films  If they wanted a grisly story about people dying and coming back to life, they'd go to church.

And the film itself isn't something that lends itself to a wide audience all by itself. It's two glorified B-movies, badly shot on bad quality film. You'd have to have a certain mindset to go into this and enjoy it. Most of America would just think it's bad. Add to that, it was one of four movies that opened that week, which pulls some money away, you get what happened here.

I hope more people go see it. They were thinking of Edgar Wright's "Don't" trailer being part of Grindhouse 2. I'd actually pay money to see more of Nick Frost as that Manchild in the basement.

And now, the trailers:

  • El Cantante I think this movie came about as a result of a conversation much like this one in the Anthony/Lopez household:"J-Lo, honey, how could I become a big time movie star like yourself?" "Well, Marc dear, you just have to have the lead role in the film about the life of a singer who is relatively unknown to most people but is big in the Latino community who died tragically." "If I make such a movie, will you be in it?" "Sure, it's not like Gigli 2 is coming up anytime soon." 
  • Black Book: The new, highly talked about new movie from Paul Verhoeven. The thing most talked about are, in this order: 3. The Nazis are portrayed sympathetically and the resistance, except for the lead, are portrayed as a-holes. 2. The lead goes full frontal in a scene where she dyes her...well...you know. 1. This was directed by Paul Verhoeven? Showgirls Paul Verhoeven? There. I just saved you from reading any article about the movie.
  • Halloween: A sure sign that I am getting old is when they start remaking movies I remember from my childhood. Not that I actually saw it when it came out, because I was only six or seven, but I remember it. I don't know if the movie really needed to be remade, or that Rob Zombie need to be the one to remake it, but here it is. Fun Fact: Michael Myers is played in this movie by Tyler Mane, the actor who played Sabertooth in the first X-Men movie. There will come a day when every single movie made in the US will feature at least one actor who previously appeared in a comic book movie. I guarantee it.
  • 1408: I already saw this one. The only thing I have to add is that it looks like John Cusack is getting a little paunchy. Not that it's a bad thing or I am one to talk, but it's just an observation. 


Book: Comic Books and other necessities of life. By Mark Evanier

So, anybody who has read this column knows that I am a fan of Mark Evanier's blog, povonline. But before he did that he used to write a column for Comics Buyer's Guide each week called P.O.V., or point of view. ( Before that he used to work in animation, been an assistant of Jack Kirby and co-wrote Groo, amongst other things.) As a reader of CBG, his colums were one of my favorite things about what at that time was a paper.

 

This book is a collection of those columns. He covers everything from his growing up a comic fan in Los Angeles in the 70s to the creation of the Comics Code to remembering  comics associated people such as Roz Kirby and John Buscema.

 

I lucked upon this book at a 40% off sale at a Comic Store near me, but it is worth the SRP of $12.95. I usually read about 5 books at one time, bouncing from one to another when it gets boring. I read this one from cover to cover, and I had already read the stuff 7-10 years ago. I recommend it highly.



Iron Man armor from the new movie leaked!

I got this from Superhero Hype by way of CBR, Just so you know.

 

I like it. It captures the old school comic look while looking like it might actually work.



Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Funny things about the tags

So, I love the tags you see to the left. I love how when you post something in one of the tags, it gets larger.

However, I recently became concerned. Tags such as: Sex, Paris, Hilton, and others showed up in the tags. Now, I know that I have never used these tags for any blog entry, so I wonder how they showed up. Did someone hack in to my vox account? Have they been posting nasty blog entries that I somehow can't see?

Concerned, I decided to research where these tags came from. They came from Rich Johnston's Creme Egg video. He used those tags on YouTube to mark the video.

I decided to post this information in the interests of informing other paranoid people about this so they won't be afraid some is hacking their vox account.  



Gary Freidrich sues Marvel, Sony over Ghost Rider

Newsarama's blog states that Ghost Rider creator Gary Freidrich is suing Marvel and Sony (and a bunch of others) over the Ghost Rider movie, saying he owns the rights to the character. He states that when he created the character for Marvel in 1968, they never registered Ghost Rider with the Copyright Office, therefore the rights to the character reverted to him in 2001.  

I have several opinions to make about this, some which may be unpopular.

1. While I do support creator rights, I don't think cases like these apply. These characters were created as work for hire. Meaning, that you essentially signed away rights to the character in return for a paycheck. Sure, you might not have had a choice and that movie money might have been nice, but you signed a contract. This falls into the realm of "tough"

2. If what Friedrich says is true, that the copyright reverted back to him in 2001, this still might not help him. Marvel put out at least 3 Ghost Rider series since 2001. Friedrich didn't sue when either of these came out. Yet, the movie has just about finished its theatrical run, and here comes the lawsuit.

Can you blame him? If he sued while the comics were being publish he A) wouldn't have received as much money. His part of the comics would equal thousands. His part of the movie? Millions. And B) if he sued before the movie was made, he could have doomed the movie from ever being made. No movie studio wants to make a movie about a property in the courts over a rights dispute.

However, by his not pursuing the copyright infringement case against Marvel over the comics, his case now might be in jeopardy. I don't know much about copyright law, but I know that if you don't vigorously defend you copyright, you're in danger of losing it. This is the reason I hear whenever Disney goes after day-care centers with Disney murals on their walls. They can make no exception because that could imperil their copyrights. Friedrich has already made three exceptions.

3. There is doubt that Friedrich is the sole creator of Ghost Rider. He claims he is, but Roy Thomas and Mike Ploog have also claimed to have a hand in the involvement of the character. Ploog goes so far as to say that the flaming skull design, the most notable feature about the character, was his exclusive idea. So, even if Friedrich wins, he may face suits from these people for their rights in the creation of the character. 

I would love to see how this all plays out in court. However, and unfortunately, odds are against it ever getting to court. The powers that be most likely will throw some money at Friedrich to make him go away. That is how these cases usually end.

Bill



You thought you were done buying Civil War tie-ins? THINK AGAIN!!!

Newsarama reports that Marvel is coming out with the "Civil War Chronicles", a series that will reprint the Civil War series, intermingling it with Civil War Front Line and other "pivotal issues".

My friend Jeff  already covered this in his blog, on which I commented on, negatively. But, due to the rampant negativity my blog has seen, I decided to say something positive about it. So here it is:

Doing it this way might actually improve the Civil War event as a whole because the motivations of the main combatants were more fully explained in other series, not Civil War.

 

There. I feel much better now.

Bill



Thank God You're Here.

Mark Evanier does a review of the new show that aired on NBC last night called "Thank God You're Here". This is an Australian import where famous actors such as Wayne Knight and Jason Alexander are thrust into a sketch and have to improv their way out of it. I will add a little to what Mark said.

The show claims to be completely improv. It isn't. Or if it is, the "house cast", or the ones who appear with the guest stars each week are some of the worst improv-ers on the planet.

I have done a little improv in my life, nothing Second City level, but mostly murder mysteries, Tony and Tina's Weddings and the occasional "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" kinda stuff. I like doing improv. I might not be good at it, but I'm better at improv than I am at straight shows.

One of the cardinal rules of improv is "never say no to another improv-er". Saying no to someone doing improv is the equivalent of whacking a stick on the back of the knees of a player in a hockey match--it takes them right out of the game.   

Not once but twice, once in each show, a member of the house cast contradicted what an improv-er said. This annoyed me so much that I couldn't watch it anymore. It seemed like they had a script and when the improv-er varied from the script too much, it was the house cast's job to say "No, what you really mean is this..." Which kind of violates the whole spirit of free form improv and scripted improv as well.

Free form improv is just that, free form. Anything the actors come up with is what the story is. Scripted improv is when you have a skeleton of a plot to work with and you can improv all you want in that confines. You can take any route between A and B you want, as long as you get to B.

Thank God You're Here isn't truly free form because you have people holding a script (or just imposing their will on their cast mates). It isn't a scripted improv either because the guest stars don't know the script, therefore do not know the parameters of the plot.

This is my own personal reason for not liking the show. You might like it.  



QotD: Terms of Endearment

What is your favorite term of endearment? 
Submitted by lostdwarf.

Sweetie.



New Guiding Lines column up.

Another week, another column. This week I cover Death Dealer #1, Loners #1, JLA Classified #37,Seekers #1, Xombie #1, New X-Men #37. You can read it here.



Monday, April 9, 2007

Totally pointless Green Arrow movie announced.

Wizard Entertainment (don't blame me, I got there through the Beat), announces that David Goyer will be helming a new movie set in the DC Universe. In it, Green Arrow is arrested for a crime that he didn't commit. He is sentenced to life in a prison meant for superpowered criminals. Goyer describes it thusly:


“He’s Green Arrow for the first 10 minutes of the movie, and then he’s arrested and his secret identity is revealed,” says Goyer, who also has plans to do a graphic novel or miniseries that would tie in to the possible film. “They shave his goatee and they take his costume and send him to prison for life, and he has to escape. It’s like ‘Alcatraz,’ and he has to team up with, in some cases, some of the very same villains he is responsible for incarcerating in order to get out and clear his name. Of course, tons of people try to kill him while he’s in there. We’ve populated the prison with all sorts of B and C villains from the DC Universe. For the fans, there will be all sorts of characters the hardcore comic book junkies will know, but they’re all going to be there under their human names and no one is wearing a costume, but there will be a lot of characters with powers and things like that."


The movie will burdened with the exceedingly goofy name of "Supermax"


I can only hope that this is some kind of April-fools joke gone awry. Why is this pointless? Because A) the lead character could be anybody. Even a completely new character. It does not need to be Green Arrow. And B) this completely kills any chance of a regular Green Arrow movie being made. Sure, if it's successful, maybe we'll get a Green Arrow solo flick. But odds are, if there is a sequel (assuming this even gets made) it will be a continuation of this story. Finally. C) the concept, outside of the tacked on addition of the characters being superheroes and villains, isn't terribly original. This is just a innocent man sentenced to prison, has to clear his name movie. If you have to steal the plot from a Tom Selleck starring vehicle, you're in trouble. 

Sidebar: I hope they explain why Ollie has to shave his goatee when he goes to jail. Facial hair, no matter how goofy, doesn't seem to be an issue in any other, real world correctional facility.  



John August's blog gives me cause for concern regarding the Shazam! movie.

John August, the man tapped to pen the Shazam! movie, has written a blog entry called "A Captain Marvel Reader" and a passage from it has caused quite a stir amongst the Internet crowd:

"DC publishes hardcover anthologies that gather up decades’ worth of Captain Marvel comics. If I were writing a dissertation on the evolution of the Captain Marvel character, these would be invaluable. But I’m not. So every time I read one of these, I’m struck with the same realization I encounter trying to watch The Honeymooners or a black-and-white movie: Wow. Old things suck.

Yes, I know that will piss off the vintage comics fans, who insist that the original incarnations are the purest forms of a character. But what you quickly realize is that old-time comic books were awkwardly written, crudely drawn, and bewilderingly inconsistent with their rules. They were making up the art form as they went along, and today’s comic books are better for the accumulated wisdom."

I, for one, like the Honeymooners. But he does have a point about Golden Age of Comics. They were awkwardly written and crudely drawn. Mind you, the majority of my experience comes from reading the All-Star Comics Archives, where each issue featured a gun-wielding thug being able to get the drop on Green Lantern, whose ring could make anything his heart desired.

But the Golden Age Captain Marvel has a charm. It was different than anything that came out at the time. It had a talking tiger as a supporting character and one of its best villains was a worm wearing glasses.

Sure, the stories might have been crude compared to the comics nowadays, but I was hoping for a little more along the lines of the spirit of these books for the movie. But since August says kind words about Judd Winick's First Thunder and Trials of Shazam, methinks he is going for a more modern, grim and gritty approach.

I find that usually I bemoan the fact that things don't stay the way they are. I know that sometimes change is good. But I thing Captain Marvel loses something when you try to update him. That's just my opinion.

Bill 



Sunday, April 8, 2007

Come on now.

DC has got to rein in their portrayal of Power Girl's chest. I mean really. Just bring them back into the realm of the realistic. And get Michael Turner a cold shower while they're at it. Seriously, these breasts violate continuity in addition to being offensive. Isn't there anybody at DC with the guts to say, "okay, that's enough"?

Sad thing is, according to Brad Meltzer's MySpace Blog , this cover comes as a result of them asking Turner to reduce the size of the breasts. I hate to see what the original cover looked like. They probably blotted Black Canary out of the picture entirely.

Bill



TMNT and the trailers before it.

Yes, I'm sure admitting this will open myself up for all kinds of abuse, but I dragged the wife to see TMNT today.

I felt obligated to see the film because I am a comics fan. That and because Kevin Smith has a cameo as the voice of a short order cook in the flick. I see that Kevin Smith is getting more and more acting roles (besides this, he also was in Catch and Release and is in the upcoming Live Free and Die Hard). I have one thing to say about this. HE SHOULD STOP SLUMMING AND WRITE AND DIRECT MORE MOVIES!!! AND MAYBE FINISH DAREDEVIL TARGET!!

I wasn't a big fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles back in the day. Sure, I bought some of the toys, played the video game (which I like), and bought a comic or two, but I was a little too old to get completely caught up in the zietgeist.

But I did love the story behind the TMNT. Two guys, Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, who spent their income tax check to put out their own Frank Miller parody ended up creation a multi-million dollar property. It was like the American Dream, comic book style.

The movie is all computer generated, which I think works well for the Turtles. It was better than the puffy animatronic suits of the previous films and more realistic than your typical cartoon.

As for the plot, it was suitably complex and worked well if you didn't put through the microscope. There was a lot of emotional beats and plenty of action. The one problem I have is a problem I have with a lot of comics and movies. The portrayal of Ninjas.

From what I understand of the Ninja, they were the silent assassin of ancient Japan. They were quiet, deadly, and lethal. The bad news was that if you saw them coming, you were already dead. The good news was that you never saw them coming.

However, in this movie, about 10 of them are taken out by April O'Neil, former TV reporter, current archaeologist, who has, as far as I can tell, no formal fighting training outside of swinging a ken do stick around a few times. Comics and movies has taken something completely bad ass and made it lame.

I walked away from the movie liking in quite a bit. It was better than Ghost Rider and Catwoman. I know that's not that high a complement, but...

Now, the previews:

  • Are We Done Yet?: It is a bad trend. This is the second movie in the last three day that I walked in while the trailers were one. Luckily, it was the preview for this movie. I'm sure that back in the N.W.A./F**k the Police days, if you were to say that in 15 years time, Ice Cube would be acting in cuddly, family-friendly movies where he gives advice to his children while falling down a lot, people would never had believed you.
  • Fred Claus: This is the same brilliant trailer that they showed last year. How do you promote a movie that isn't coming out in a year? Put the lead actors in a room and have them improv. Awesome.
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: I have yet to read this book. The reason? Because I have yet to read any HP book. I listened to them on CD. Once you hear them with Jim Dale voicing the whole cast, you can't go back. 

 

Bill   



Saturday, April 7, 2007

Would you accept a Cadbury's Egg from this man?

Free Creme Egg

And yes, that is CBR's Rich "Lying in the Gutters" Johnston.



Friday, April 6, 2007

Movie: Grindhouse and the trailer before it.

I love Quentin Tarantino.

I always had a strong liking to him. Ever since I first saw Reservoir Dogs. But with this movie, it has blossomed into love.

It all has to do with one scene. In a bar. Near the beginning of his segment of the movie, called Death Proof. Anyone who sees this scene and knows me, will know EXACTLY why I love this scene. I won't spoil it for you, but if you see it and have ever been in a bar with me, you'll know.

But how was the movie(s)?

Motherfrakkin' fantasic!

I came into the game a little to late for the whole Grindhouse thing. Well, Rodriguez and Tarantino aren't that much older than I am. Maybe because I grew up in the suburbs of a small town. Or I had no idea where the grindhouse theaters were in my locale.

I know B-movies, mostly through video. But B-movies alone weren't what grindhouse were exclusively about. Sure, they showed B-movies (and C- and D- movies as well.) But they were more about the theater combine with the movies into an entire experience. Missed reels, crappy film quality, and sex and violence. This is what Rodriguez and Tarantino are celebrating. Both try to replicate the experience the best they can, right down to missing reels at the worst possible time (Rodriguez's missing reel contained revealing information about a main character and Tarantino contained a scene that he built most of his movie up to that point around (it is also featured in the previews, so it appears to have been shot.))

Rodriguez's Planet Terror starts it off and it had me at the premise. Because, gosh darn it, I do love me some zombie movies. And, as zombie movies go, Planet Terror is a good one. Basic, but good. And gory and gross, let's not forget about that.

Rodriguez did better with replicating the bad quality of these types of movies. And by bad quality, I don't mean story. Planet Terror had scratches, dings and warps. It looks like he stepped on the film, left it our in the car on a hot summer day then dunked it in water. It looks beat-up, just like the movies of the time did, I guess.

Tarantino's Death Proof  looked much better. There were a couple of jumps here and there, but otherwise, the film quality was crisp and clean. Tarantino's was less gory than Planet Terror, and by less gory I don't mean completely gore free. But it's hard not to be less gory that Planet Terror. A demented stuntmen killing young girls doesn't lend itself to gore as much as zombies. But the gore shots are brutal and memorable.

And I will say this, Kurt Russell is the motherfrakkin man. He will make you remember that he was man that once played Snake Plisken. Supposedly, Gerard Butler is playing Snake in the remake. He has big shoes to fill.

But, while Rodriguez made you believe that you were watching a B-grade movie, Tarantino's had all the trappings of a usual Quentin Tarantino movie. The snappy dialogue, the pop culture references, the hip soundtrack. And I am not saying that is a bad thing.

And I was intrigued by the mish-mash of time in props of the movies. The heroes drove early model cars, but they had cell phones. It was as if there was some paradox that allowed the two era to intermingle.

I also loved the fake trailers they had inbetween the two halves. Suitably campy.

So, if you like the directors, and the grindhouse era, you'll love this movie. But beware of you have a low gross-out factor. Mine is high and even I emitted several "Ewwww's".

Now the previews:

I might have missed some of the previews. I was cutting it close when I got the theater and the woman infront of me decided it would be nice to let the brats she brought with her to buy their own ticket. All five of them. And of course there was only one guy working the ticket counter. Grrr. So I walked in when the first preview was already on. Which was...

  • Hot Fuzz: After Shaun of the Dead, done by the same people who did Hot Fuzz, I was hooked. I loved that movie so much they get a five film grace period from me. Meaning that they have five sucky films before I lose my faith in them. And it doesn't look like this is going to be the first one. It looks like cop films are getting the same treatment that zombie movies did in Shaun.
  • Oceans 13:  Saw and commented on this one already. I have nothing more to add.
  • Next: How many books did Philip K. Dick write? I mean, they have been making adaptations of his work for 30 years and they are still adapting them. Here is another one. I usually like films that are made from his work. This might be the exception. It stars Nicolas Cage (who also had a cameo in one of the fake trailers in Grindhouse, to good comedic effect). It's safe to say that he is not one of my favorite actors.
  • Superbad: But this movie has one of my current favorite actors in it, Seth Rogen. Loved him in 40 Year Old Virgin. This is a coming of age comedy that seems to be in the similar vein as 40YOV. Might be worth a shot.
  • I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: I covered this one too. The trailer got a laugh or two out of the audience (not from me though). Did I mention Jessica Biel has a scene where she wears nothing but her underwear?
  • 1408: I'm not a big fan of ghost stories and haunted house movies. But this one stars John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson, and is based on a story by Stephen King, three of my faves. But I don't know if I can actually bring myself to see it.

Bill



Thursday, April 5, 2007

Vox Hunt: I've Seen The Future...

Video:  Show us your favorite show, scene or movie that takes place in the future.

Okay, it's not a video. But I choose Firefly/Serenity. Vastly underrated. Buy the DVD set of the complete season. If you can't buy it, rent it. If you can't rent it, steal it. It's worth it.



Thanks, Jeff...

...for bringing Dinosaur Comics to my attention. In this one, T-Rex speaks to me by speaking for me.

 



A bad week for women Bill has psuedocrushes on getting voted of reality shows.

Shandi Finnessey, former Miss USA and co-host of GSN's Lingo, got voted off Dancing with the Stars this week.

I will admit to being sucked in to American Idol but I did not watch Dancing.

Well, okay, I did see about five minutes Monday's show. I saw the end of Shandi's dance (which I thought was okay) and the entirety of Clyde Drexler's (which was god-awful). But I like Shandi from Lingo, which is a guilty pleasure game show my wife and I watch. I was rooting for her.

So this means that there is another reality show that I don't have to watch. Not that I really watched it before. Seriously. I didn't.



Things that annoy me, Vol 1: When companies try to get me to pay twice for something.

Hi,

Did I lose you guys with the two consecutive weeks of American Idol posts? I promise that won't happen again. Let me try to get you back with ranting about something that irks me.

I don't like it when people try to get me to pay twice for the same thing. Here are some examples:

Deluxe CD's: Beyonce has just released a "Deluxe" version of her B'Day CD which i believe features videos and a new duet with Shakira. Now, if you've been holding off on buying the CD, this is good for you. However, if you are a rabid Beyonce fan, you probably already bought the CD and now you you have to buy it again just to get this song. Because you will have to have that song.

So far, I think this is only the second time this has happened (I believe Usher did it a year or two back) but it's got to stop. But it's not as bad as when...

Bands put out more than one "Greatest Hits" CD: Now, I'm not talking about Elton John, Red Hot Chili Peppers or Billy Joel. If your career is vast enough that you can fill up two or more Greatest Hits collections with COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SONGS ON EACH ONE, then more power to you.

But take,for instance, Van Halen. In 1996 they came out with "The Best of Van Halen, Volume 1". Only 17 songs. No Janie's Crying, no Hot for Teacher. But, at the time, I thought that might be coming in a volume 2. It wasn't. Instead, in 2004, we get a two disc set that includes all of the hits from the first disc (minus the originals they did with David Lee Roth for that compilation) plus all the other songs that should have been included the first time around. So, again, fans who bought the first Greatest Hits had to but this double disc to get all the songs they missed.

And VH isn't the only one. Rick Springfield has about 5 greatest hits CD's. Bruce Springsteen has a Greatest hits and a three disc "Essential" set, even my beloved R.E.M. got the act, with a compilation last year that covered a lot of the same ground that their 1987 album Eponymus. Each time this happens the new CD has one or two different songs to make rabid fans pick up the disc.

Special Deluxe Edition Anniversary DVD's: This is how it happens. They release the DVD of a movie. Then, a year later, a version with bells and whistles. Then, some time later, another edition with even more bells and whistles. Then several years later, they come out with an anniversary edition with even more bells and whistles. Why don't they put all the bells and whistles on the first DVD? Because then people wouldn't buy five copies of the same movie on DVD.

Magazines with "special collectors edition covers": Variant covers used to be just a problem with comic books. Now magazines (and sometimes books) feature them as well. I think they do this for two reasons. For people who have to collect every issue of the magazine and to fool the not-so-observant into buying the same magazine twice. It's not so bad when it's like the most recent Entertainment Weekly where they had the three stars of the Harry Potter films on the variant covers. If you told someone to pick up the EW with the Harry Potter star on it, you'd most likely get only one issue. However, the most recent Comics Buyers Guide has two covers, one with "300" on it, one with Spider-Man. Luckily, I get mine through subscription, so I know I got this month's issue. But that could fool people who buy it on the newsstand, say, if they bought the 300 one and several weeks later came in and bought the Spider-Man one thinking it was next months issue.

 

Why do companies do this? To make as much money as they can. Why am I so annoyed by this? Because  I am the sucker who falls for this over and over. I have both VH CD's, both R.E.M. CD's and three different versions of Reservoir Dogs on DVD. I can't help myself. I am a completeist.  

What does everyone else think?

Bill 

 



QotD: Extraterrestrial

Do you believe there is intelligent life on other planets?

Heck, I'm not even sure there's intelligent life on THIS planet! ZING!!!

 

Thank you everyone! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal! Be sure to trip your waitresses, but don't tip them over! Wakka wakka wakka!

 

Seriously, I think it's a possibility, but I can't say for certain. I'd like a little more proof, and not in the form of a kidnapping or anal probe, thank you.

 

Bill 



Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Great news! I can now stop watching American Idol!!!

No, Sonjaya wasn't voted off. My personal fave Gina was. Goodbye my little goth alternachick! I will miss you!

 

 I mean, she dressed like Supergirl without a blonde wig! How cool is that?

I give Sonjaya three more weeks, tops. But hey! I won't be around to see it! Suckers! 



QotD: Thanks for the Memories

What are the 10 most memorable music performances you've seen? (Remember, "memorable" may not be good.) 
Submitted by Bill

Ten? Gosh, I hope I could stop at just 10. Or get to 10. We'll see. In no particular order (even though they are numbered):

1. Lollapalooza 1992, Montage Mountain, PA: This was the one with Pearl Jam and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I remember I wanted to go to the festival but it sold out. But a week or so before the show, they found some more tickets and put them on sale on a Wednesday. I didn't drive at the time so I had a co-worker take me up to the Gallery of Sound and I got one of the last tickets. I had my parents drive me up to the venue a little early. I walked around the grounds a bit, looking at all the vendors. And got to the stage at about 20 minutes before Lush got on stage. The front of the stage did not have any seats, which I thought was weird, so it was standing room only. I soon found out why there were no seats once the band came on.

I was a stranger to moshing prior to this. And you might not think that the dream pop of Lush would lend itself well to moshing, but in Northeast PA, they would mosh to Barry Manilow if they could get away with it.

So, I was bounced around for a few songs, and thought if this was moshing, then I could take it. Then Pearl Jam came on.

The difference in the moshing was like what the difference would be between boxing Steven Hawking and Mike Tyson in his prime. The pit jacked up a few levels and crowd surfing began. Usually, when you see crowd surfing in videos, one person gets up, is carried along the crowd, drops down and someone else takes over. Not in NEPA. There were about 5 people up at the same time and you needed to be an air traffic controller to keep them straight.

It was a stream of one person right after the other being passed over me. I wasn't liking in at all, being a man who gets exhausted watching TV. But what's worse is, I had just got done passing a person over my head and turned back to a person's ass. Yes, before I could even react, another crowd surfer landed assfirst right on my face.

As I passed him over, people around me were pointing at my forehead and giving me a high fives. I touched my forehead and, mixed in with the sweat was a smear of blood. The doofus pushed my wire glasses into my head, causing a cut.

I knew I had to get out of the pit. Of the two options: going out the back through thousands of moshing people (and probably getting killed in the process) or going through the twenty or so people in front of me and standing in front of the stage until Pearl Jam stopped playing, I chose the stage.  This worked out well on two ways, I was closer to the water that the event staff were spraying on the audience (it was August, I think, and monstrously hot. People were passing out left and right.) and Eddie Vedder came over to the side of the stage I was on and leaned off the stage over us. I was about a foot away from Eddie Vedder.

So, after Pearl Jam's set, while the techies were setting up for Jesus and Mary Chain, I made my way out of the pit. I decided to just go home. I had wanted to see Pearl Jam, I did, and felt I could miss Soundgarden and Red Hot Chili Peppers. I was pretty sure I wasn't going to make it to them anyway.

On my way out, I was stopped my a security guard. He was tattooed and had the look of a biker about him. He looked mean, onery and tough. But looks were deceiving. He was the nicest man I ever met. He saw that I was bleeding, walked me the medical tent, and then walked me out of the venue. Total coolness.

So I went home by a $40 cab ride because my parents accidentally shut off the ringer on our phone. But it was a memorable night.

2. Helmet/Faith No More, FM Kirby Center, Wilkes-Barre, PA, 1992-ish: This was an odd pairing. No, not the bands, but the style of music and the venue. The FM Kirby Center used to be a movie house that they remodelled into a performing arts center. Usually, you get acts such as Bob Newhart and Johnny Mathis performing there, not to many heavy metal bands. Well, not after these guys played there at least. 

There was a little bit of space between the stage and the first rows of the audience. The moshing hungry NEPAites decided to make this a mosh pit. This would be a problem if A) there was a lot of room to mosh there, or B)the floor wasn't 80 years old. Supposedly, the moshers put a hole in the floor.

At least, that is what Faith No More lead singer Mike Patton said, when he asked the crowd to move back. But the crowd was hesitant, because, well, they were stubborn and loved their moshing. So, Mike Patton offered to do the rest of their set on the floor inbetween the seats and the stage.

This seemed to work, as the crowd moved back to let Patton on the floor. That is, until he actually made it to the floor and the crowd set upon him like pirahna and the proverbial cow.

Patton called up to guitarist Jim Martin to join him, who was naturally hesitant. Even though, Patton reassured him, the rest of the band remained on stage.

Where was I during all this? About 8 rows back.This was after the Lollapalooza incident so I knew that me and moshing didn't mix. Especially with my girth added to a damaged wood floor. But something interesting did happen to me, however.

When Patton moved to the floor, a girl next to me got up on the armrests of the seats to get a better view. She wasn't too steady on the seats, so I, who was standing next to her, offered my shoulder so she could lean on it and support herself. It being a rock concert, she misheard me. The next thing I know, she is swinging her legs over my head and has begun to sit on my shoulders.

So there I was, for the first time (and, so far, the only time) with a woman, one who I didn't even know, on my shoulders.  A more suave man would have parlayed this in to a date or, at the very least, a phone number. I, instead, panicked and begun thinking of ways to get this woman off of my shoulders. After a few minutes, I came up with "I have to go to the bathroom" excuse and had her get down. I went to the bathroom, and made sure not to return to that row.

Why yes, I am a dork. Why do you ask?

3. Weird Al Yankovic, Poodle Hat Tour, FM Kirby Center, W-B, Pa, 2005?: I am horrible with dates. You're only getting approximations, which are probably wrong. Sorry.

BTW, Weird Al is the best concert performer ever. Ever. If you have the money and the inclination, you must see him when he comes to your area. It's a moral imperative.

All of his shows are memorable, but this one more so. It was the first time my wife saw Weird Al. We went with some friends of ours, a husband and wife. They used their connections (they used to work at the place) to get tickets. When we got there there was some confusion. They didn't know if we had four seats together or separately. So they sat behind and to the left of us.

When Weird Al sang "One More Minute", he came out into the audience. He started singing to the audience members individually. Of course, my wife was one of the ones he sang to, looking longingly into her eyes. Totally cool.

Of course, he then proceeds to our friends and SITS IN THE LAP OF OUR FRIEND KAREN. Even cooler!

4. Lilith Fair, Montage Mountain PA, 1997: How's this for a line up: Jewel, Sheryl Crow, Patty Griffin, Shawn Colvin, Indigo Girls, Sarah McLachlan. And those are only the acts that I can remember!  The cream of the female singer.songwriter crop. And I went to this concert with the same couple from the above story, my concert going buddies.

I remember two thing about this, the torrential downpour during the Indigo Girls set and not getting out of the parking lot until about 1AM due to crappy traffic. (I am truncating the accounts so the blog post isn't the whole page.)

5. R.E.M., Hershey Park., PA 1995: This was the first time seeing my favorite band in the world. I went down with some friends I worked with. We had seats in the stands (the show was in an outdoor arena) which were about a mile away from the stage. My friends decided to sneak down to field level to get a closer view. We had absolutely no problem getting down there, and we were much closer to the stage.

Ed Kowalcyk from Live joined the band on stage to sing Begin the Begin. That was cool.

6. Billy Joel, Madison Square Garden,NY, 2006:  The wife and I tried to get tickets for the first show of this series but they were sold out in a matter of minutes. I tried to get on Ticketmaster from my laptop from a Starbucks near MSG because we were going to a comic convention that is held right across the street. We also tried for the next show and failed as well. We decided to give up, unless he broke the record for most performances. We would get tickets for that one. Well, he did and that was the one we went to.

If he ever tours again, and you are a fan, try to see him in NYC. Nothing like seeing him in front of a "hometown" audience.

The show we saw, he had Marines join the chorus of "Goodnight, Saigon". This illicited the chant U.S.A from the crowd. When the chant went on a little bit too long, Billy flashed the crowd a peace sign and went back to playing. Awesome.

7. Foo Fighters & Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Arena at Casey Plaza, W-B, Pa, 2000?: This is a tale of two different acts. The Foo Fighters opened and played like they were put on Earth just to just to entertain us in the audience that night. This including playing after a monitor caught on fire and Dave Grohl walking around the wall of the hockey rink playing his guitar. before settling into a seat in the stands. Great performance.

In comparisson, on this night at least, the RHCP seemed tamed and subdued. It seems like they just went out and delivered a by-the-numbers performance. It was a good one, but not as animated or as up as the Foo Fighters.

 8. Veruca Salt, PJ Harvey and Live, Lancaster, PA, 1995: As you can tell by the list, I like to get the most for my concert dollar. If more than one band I like is on the bill, odds are that I am there.

I am a fan of all three of these groups. So I was psyched to see them all perform together. I went with a friend of mine, one who I love with all my heart but is chronically late. Since she was driving, and the venue was about an hour and a half away, I was especially concerned. We just got there in time to hear Veruca Salt start their set. I was entering the doors just as the first chord was struck.

9. The Badlees, Jitterbugs, Numerous Wednesdays: It was through the above friend that I came to become a fan of this group. She invited to celebrate her promotion at said bar on one of their open mike nights. I loved their music instantly.

Since they played their every Wednesday, and my friend worked nightshift, I would get there early and get a table.  I became friends with the waitstaff and many of the regulars. It was there where I gained my drinking tolerance. I'd start getting Zima's (go ahead, laugh) chased down with Liquid Heroin periodically from the moment I got there, usually changing to soda later on in the night. I am amazed that I am still alive. Or not still drunk/hung over.

But I have numerous great memories about those nights. The bar has changed owners several times, the band had a brief shot at national fame and is now quasi-broken up, and I have lost contact with many of the people I knew from back then. But I still smile fondly when I remember that time.

10. Tori Amos, Binghamton, NY, 1998: I am still in touch with that friend, even though she now lives in Las Vegas. She also plays a part in this memory. I never realized it, but it turns out that she was my concert going buddy too. How about that.

I had seen Tori earlier when she came to the aforementioned FM Kirby center when it was just her and a piano. And that was awesome. This gets the slight edge because this concert was a birthday present to me from the friend in question. And she carted my ass up their too. And Tori was backed by a full band.

I have two specific memories about this show. One. we got lost in Binghamton after the show. We didn't end up getting home until 2AM, even though Binghamton was only about an hour away from where I lived at the time. Second, I was working as a runner backstage for a play that the woman from the Weird Al anecdote above was directing, and the concert fell right in the middle of hell week. She is also a Tori fan, so I had to face the wrath of her mock rage for two reasons. Good times.